Gripe of the Day page 540

[drssgchic]

I know, right?

You'd think that hunting you all down and murdering you one by one in gruesome and hilarious ways would be at the top of my "to do" list.

And yet it's not.

I'll make a deal with ya, Darth. You take care of your half of the country and I'll get to work cleaning out this half. Sound good?

[kenn]

GotD: gf said I should get into the twilight series, dafuq!

[canio6]

GotD: gf said I should get into the twilight series, dafuq!

yeah, that shows serious lack of judgement. Did you break up with her immediately or are you working on letting her down easy?

[kenn]

yeah, that shows serious lack of judgement. Did you break up with her immediately or are you working on letting her down easy?

I just laughed and walked away.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

GotD: not being appreciated

The training lady at my last job was seriously under-appreciated. She had to convince grown men and women to do their job correctly and babysit them in training classes. I love that lady, she's my hero.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

GotD: gf said I should get into the twilight series, dafuq!

I'd tell her...I'd say...*sigh* Nope, can't even comment on that. Does she need more iodine? Bacon? Sense slapped into her brain?

[kenn]

I'd tell her...I'd say...*sigh* Nope, can't even comment on that. Does she need more iodine? Bacon? Sense slapped into her brain?

I dunno, I was tempted to say "not as gay as twilight" but then I realized that didn't apply! I'm baffled at how someone who likes game of thrones thinks twilight is on the same level. She's baffled as to why I'm not all about vampires.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I'm baffled as to why you haven't established your dominance in this relationship. If my wife had said, "You should get into Twilight" I would have responded, "Why don't you get into the kitchen, yo?"
Just kidding, but you need to establish rules and guidelines about such tom-foolery and fast too.

[kenn]

I'm baffled as to why you haven't established your dominance in this relationship. If my wife had said, "You should get into Twilight" I would have responded, "Why don't you get into the kitchen, yo?"
Just kidding, but you need to establish rules and guidelines about such tom-foolery and fast too.

I would've said cool story bra, make me a sandwich? But then she would've used bread!

(We're into internet memes)

[Maureen M]

I'm baffled as to why you haven't established your dominance in this relationship. If my wife had said, "You should get into Twilight" I would have responded, "Why don't you get into the kitchen, yo?"Just kidding, but you need to establish rules and guidelines about such tom-foolery and fast too.

Awesome.