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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    Of what? That they have crabs?
    Maybe at your age, I could see how you would think that
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    It's a sign
    Gonorrhea?
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Gonorrhea?
    Ignorance is not bliss
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    You should read up on it
    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    Ignorance is not bliss
    Which one of these did you mean?

    Anyway. Not really a concern here.
    Been monogamous for almost 15 years. And never had a STD.

    You siad the touching of the junk was a sign... I thought that since the clap made the junk sore, maybe that's why they might be touching it. Seems legit.
    Unless you care to provide a more logical answer.
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    to unstick the balls from the legs?

    random itch?

    just like playing with his balls?
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    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    to unstick the balls from the legs?

    random itch?

    just like playing with his balls?
    Party pooper...

    If I'm not supposed to play with my junk in public, why can they play with theirs?

    And I want to know that this elusive "sign" is that ken claims.

    If it's really the clap that could be important if I'm ever single again!
    I know that I've seen my dad rearrange his junk in public... and he's had an STD or two.
    (Bleh... not that I ever WANTED to know that, but I do. Next time one of his whores whats to share I may actually be better off punching her in the face instead of just trying to ignore.)
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    it's a mating sign, specifically 'ladies, put this in your mouth'

    and gaaaaahhhhhh no one should ever know anything about their parents sex lives
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    it's a mating sign, specifically 'ladies, put this in your mouth'

    and gaaaaahhhhhh no one should ever know anything about their parents sex lives
    A. I really despise that sort of fella. The type that used to come up to me when I was out and you knew by his attitude that it was a given that you WOULD be going home with him in his opinion. My favorite answer to this type of guy when asked if I wanted a drink... "You can see I have one, now GFY. *big smile*

    B. F'rSerious!!!
    I know that dumbbish had to have seen the horrified look on my face as she was chattering on. *barf*
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
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    you totally messed up his game, cori. he learned from a master that to put out positive vibes in the world, he would receive positiveness in his bed. i mean life.

    and b... just punch her in the gunt. ugh *shudder*
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    I mean there's so many ants in my eyes! And there are so many TVs, microwaves, radios... I think, I can't, I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock.. I don't know because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low!

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    so, when people get their logical fallacies "confused" it really chaps my hide.

    thankfully, i still have some trader joes lip balm around. i'll put it on my hide.

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