GOTD: Fucking birthday parties. Bread covered with bread covered with bread. I haven't felt this bad since that life threatening illness I had when I was 7. At least this will be gone by tomorrow night.
I may suddenly stop responding for 5-10 minutes when the alien gnawing on my insides gets hungry again.
In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.