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Thread: Gripe of the Day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    heh, so there was no kissing? does he pay well? buy you makeup and heels?
    Or at least a nice doughnut pillow to sit on afterwards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    apparently he's been having butt sex with me
    You weren't sure? That doesn't say much about his...

    Anyway...
    Durp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    heh, so there was no kissing? does he pay well? buy you makeup and heels?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    Or at least a nice doughnut pillow to sit on afterwards?
    Quote Originally Posted by RitaRose View Post
    You weren't sure? That doesn't say much about his...

    Anyway...
    i said 'apparently' which is not admissible in a court of law
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodorchid View Post
    i only have butt sex with people i don't know
    I will PM you my address and Phone #.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefgrok View Post
    i will pm you my address and phone #.
    lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gay Panda View Post
    lol.
    He said phone number, not penis size.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChefGrok View Post
    I will PM you my address and Phone #.
    smoov, smoov
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    He said phone number, not penis size.
    Like a beer can.

    Thick and short.



    We've destroyed this thread.

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    lol.. understatement

    wait wait.. gotd; i completely lost track of what thread i was posting in
    beautiful
    yeah you are

    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
    lol

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