Gripe of the Day page 508

[cori93437]

My heart is still going like a jackhammer!

Lady Friend had great incentive to find the file; I'm almost to the romantic scene between the well-muscled hero and his lovely lady and she's peeved about waiting for me to write it.

PORN!
LOL, Glad she saved it!
Also... you mean you write in a way where the reader has to wade through more than half to 3/4's of the first chapter before the first multiple partnered sex scene? WTH... you really need to work on that.

[Gay Panda]

PORN!
LOL, Glad she saved it!
Also... you mean you write in a way where the reader has to wade through more than half to 3/4's of the first chapter before the first multiple partnered sex scene? WTH... you really need to work on that.

Even WORSE, I made her wade through 140 pages of a slow-growing romance (and there will still be another 10 before she gets the pay-off). Maybe just to torture her, I'll get right to that point and then morph the story into the Great Love Scene between Bella and Sparkling Emo Edward the Pillow Biting Vampire. I can hear her scream now.

[drssgchic]

GOTD: I'm at work because I'm too much of a wimp/chicken/what have you to throw it all to the wind and make my life a mission instead of killing time.

Having two unemployed siblings doesn't help.

[Saoirse]

Even WORSE, I made her wade through 140 pages of a slow-growing romance (and there will still be another 10 before she gets the pay-off). Maybe just to torture her, I'll get right to that point and then morph the story into the Great Love Scene between Bella and Sparkling Emo Edward the Pillow Biting Vampire. I can hear her scream now.

be sure to do a "hidden camera" deal if you do, that way we can all see her reaction!

[Gay Panda]

be sure to do a "hidden camera" deal if you do, that way we can all see her reaction!

Great! I can use it in court with the ensuing battery upon my person.

Oh, but it's too easy for her to retaliate through my tech. Hmm. I'll pull the Edward/Bella prank and as I'm fleeing her rage, yell that I made dinner reservations at her favorite restaurant. Then she will like me again.

[NorthernMonkeyGirl]

gotd - already in a mood, now squabbling with the ex over facebook. Like poking a manky scab, you know you shouldn't and it's pointless (and I'm too polite to deface the mutual friend's page with what I really want to say...)

[Rasputina]

Babies. Since I turned 31 last month, all I ever hear about is babies.
-"Sooo, when are you guys having kids?"
-"Listen to my story about how little I've slept/how miserable I've been with all my babies. Don't you want babies?"
-"31, hmm, well, clock's ticking..."

It is inexcusably rude. I've had two miscarriages, one very traumatic and dangerous. I don't have insurance anymore and am not financially stable enough right now to have kids (I work a full-time job and a part-time job, one job is for a public school, the other a public library, but still have no insurance or house). How do they even know I want them? How can I justify bringing a baby into this socio-economic cluster fu** that is present day America? I'm only 31!!! Sheesh!!! ARGHHHH!!!

[RitaRose]

I agree that children are extremely sensitive, I have three kids and they can sense mommy and daddy wanting some alone time from a mile away. You couldn't get them to take a nap with a tranquilizer gun...but...it would be worth a try...anyone know where to get a tranquilizer gun???

My kid learned to pick a lock at age 7, after daddy had been out of town for a month and mommy was trying to show exactly how much she missed him.

Seriously, the kid was 7 years old.

[Saoirse]

heh, maybe we should just put a sex ed video on in the room to take out the curiosity factor.

[Alex Good]

My mother made her perfect brownies and now I can't stop craving one.