i never thought it could happen to me! recently i won the lottery AND met the love of my life, a luscious 20 year old. some people may think i'm too old for her, but she makes me feel 18 again when she [censored] [censored] censored] with her [censored] jiggling [censored] and when she [censored]s her [censored] well hoo boy! who needs viagra!
yeah you are
I used to think I was funny until I met Kathy Griffin. I’m gonna have to call my mama and have her tell me how good I am. - ginger minj
GOTD: i saw that artichokes were on sale again today for $1 ea, so i picked up three. went through the self-checkout and the toddler started to go ballistic. meanwhile, the checkout gave me the pre-sale price. so the little checkout lady deleted it and entered it the same way i did; pre-sale price. then entered in the code; pre-sale price. then asked me "do you want me to send someone to check on the price for you?" meanwhile my kid is screaming at me and this is the tail-end of an artichoke sale; i had bought some the previous day for the sale price, which i told her, but she held firm. we ended up leaving the artichokes. toddler continued to scream on the way out. i cannot wait until he grows up a little. Grr...
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
owie!! major sore throat!!
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GOTD: sunburn has begun to blister.. this will not end well.. ouch ouch
GOTD2: sunburn home remedies are bunk.. or this is a mother of a sunburn.
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What am I doing? Depends on the day.
If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.
nah, benadryl works just fine! (completely kidding!)
it doesn't even occur to me to have sex during the day anymore.