Gripe of the Day page 499

[Chaohinon]

I didn't call you a fucktard. I called you a fuckhead, fucktard.

also: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...tml#post818772

[Gay Panda]

I don't mind being called a fucktard, as long as it's done lovingly.

[cori93437]

I don't mind being called a fucktard, as long as it's done lovingly.

If it's done with just the right tone... it's down right sechsy.

[kenn]

This...
Besides... a lot of "logic" i hear is actually just peoples opinions, which is often even less helpful than an old fashioned "I feel ya".

Most people's "logic" is usually ridden with a fallacy

[Gay Panda]

If it's done with just the right tone... it's down right sechsy.

Writing Assignment: work fucktard into a sweet nothing.

[Sudenveri]

Jesus knows I would love to, but people keep wanting to thrash me for trying to save them.

That. That right there. Stop it. Don't you dare tell me that you're trying to save me when under your precious utopian anarcho-capitalism, I would be dead. I wouldn't be able to afford healthcare, because I am physically unable to provide an income for myself. If it weren't for my parents, I wouldn't have food, shelter, medical care or any recourse to get said things - and there are tens of thousands of people in this country who don't have families willing or able to help them.

And you are a hypocrite. You say you're against publicly-funded emergency services and (I'm guessing) anything else - but you're still taking advantage of them by living where you are. If you drive on a road, mail a letter, or live anywhere other than a self-sufficient cabin in the deep woods, you're a hypocrite. Put your money where your mouth is or shut the fuck up.

GotD: And why the hell am I out of bacon?!

[RitaRose]

I don't mind being called a fucktard, as long as it's done lovingly.

I should introduce you to my ex-husband!

[cori93437]

GotD: And why the hell am I out of bacon?!

/Gives you all the bacon!

[Gay Panda]

I should introduce you to my ex-husband!

I think I'd rather be (lovingly) called a fucktard as a sweet nothing than have someone whisper in my ear that I am their moon and sun and stars and their reason for existence, or whatever passes for sweet nothings.

Dude.

Give me you're a fucktard, and I love you.

[cori93437]

For me it could be accompanied by a sneaky smack in the forehead with a *sausage... and a big grin. "Hey fucktard..." I turn he smacks with *sausage and grins/laughs.
Yes... that would totally work one me from my sweetie.