Gripe of the Day page 484

[Gay Panda]

* hands Ritalin back *

I believe I ordered mine bacon-flavored.

[Mud Flinger]

Oooh ... Candy!

[namelesswonder]

I'm done asking my family for things. My family is really good at making me distrustful of people I'm supposed to trust. My mom taking my cat to the vet today turned into her missing the appointment because she claimed I didn't confirm that she was taking the cat, when we talked about it in person on Saturday, and she said she would cover half the fees, when that was never stated and I have the text history to prove it. Maybe it was all a miscommunication and misunderstanding, but it's the final straw. I am taking my kitty and making some distance.

[bloodorchid]

* hands Ritalin back *

I believe I ordered mine bacon-flavored.

well you aren't paying me enough to be that picky

[cori93437]

I'd rather have a margarita and nachos. And since I like those things, they are primal.

If you have your nachos this way.... they are primal.
Hot-Cicada Nacho Grande

Ingredients:
1 lb. of Large Corn Chips
1 cup of dry-roasted Cicadas (can substitute crickets)
2 tsp. fresh chopped cilantro
¼ cup of fresh jalapeño peppers
½ lb. shredded cheddar cheese
¼ cup black olives (sliced)
1 tsp. chili powder
1 tsp. olive oil
Salt

Directions :
Place dry-roasted Cicadas (or crickets) into small bowl. Add olive oil and chili power. Toss lightly with pinch of salt. On microwavable plate put small layer of chips followed by ¼ cup prepared Cicadas, olives, jalapeños, cilantro and cheese. Repeat until there is a mountain of chips. Place into microwave for 45 seconds to melt cheese. NOTE: Coolbugstuff.com has prepared Crick-ettes that can be substituted for Cicadas.

[Gay Panda]

well you aren't paying me enough to be that picky

I'll escort you to Wrath of the Tit in a fancy theater as a thank you.

[bloodorchid]

I'll escort you to Wrath of the Tit in a fancy theater as a thank you.

try not to be offended if i ogle that giant rack the whole movie

[cori93437]

*tosses ritalin out like candy*

Interesting side effect of my Meds--- it basically triples the effect and duration of amphetamines. WEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[Gay Panda]

try not to be offended if i ogle that giant rack the whole movie

After we finish our Primal Popcorn, you can use the container as your drool bucket.

[canio6]

I am taking my kitty and making some distance.

That sounds like a good plan. You'd think you would be able to count on family. Sorry you can't.

GotD: why the f*ck am I falling asleep at noon?