Gripe of the Day page 482

[cori93437]

if i'm not allowed to think of my issues like that, neither are you

I know... fail day.
The digestive express train is worse than the actual real serious medical problems. LOL Blehhhhhh.

+1

What would I do with my time if I wasn't waiting around for you two to post something to keep me entertained?

Yay!

[cori93437]

You can help me find my attention span. I seem to have misplaced it.

SQUIRREL!!!

Squirrel gravy....

[Chatty]

My smoked-oysters were in cottonseed oil!
Where can I get some that aren't?

Amazon smoked oysters in olive oil
Crown Prince Natural Smoked Oysters in Pure Olive Oil, 3-Ounce (Pack of 9): Amazon.com: Grocery & Gourmet Food
From South Korea?

[bloodorchid]

gotd i have to click TWO image links for this

[quelsen]

GotD: Appointment to get half of a toenail removed next Monday. CUT IT NOW. *sob*

Things getting slightly better... maybe... been eating some good yogurt, and stomach is MAYBE better. Digestive express train has slowed down, but I still have nausea.

I should probably be dragged out and shot.
All my medical conditions add up to: completely useless.

As do mine, however you can sleep when you are dead and you can give up later.

[cori93437]

As do mine, however you can sleep when you are dead and you can give up later.

This is true... also I think I'd have too much guilt over the care of my Reef to actually give up. 3 of my fish are like 9 years old now... husband is CLUELESS about reef care.

I'm pretty good at gazing at it's watery goodness most of the day... and all the little chemistry stuff.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

This is true... also I think I'd have too much guilt over the care of my Reef to actually give up. 3 of my fish are like 9 years old now... husband is CLUELESS about reef care.

I'm pretty good at gazing at it's watery goodness most of the day... and all the little chemistry stuff.

Oh, here I was thinking you were talking about reefer.

[bloodorchid]

Oh, here I was thinking you were talking about reefer.

maybe she is

maybe 3 and 9 refer to pot amounts and prices & clueless means hubby is a narc

[justyouraveragecavemen]

maybe she is

maybe 3 and 9 refer to pot amounts and prices & clueless means hubby is a narc

Hmm...you know a lot about this stuff...

Hey let's start a thread called "is smoking pot primal?" we haven't had one in 4 days!
GOTD: Is smoking pot primal? threads

[Mud Flinger]

Ewww... dogs not trained to ignore poultry and poultry don't mix. Truth.

If you want to feel better about the crap you have to clean...
My sister-in-laws sister has a St Bernard... once it stole a the christmas ham and ate it... then she shut the dog in the bedroom to keep it away from everything else... Th dog SPRAY painted the walls and everything else.
....I thought it was funny. (SiL's sister is the exact opposite of smart, and a bitch to boot... so yeah, I lawled!)

Thanks for this...still giggling and I do feel better.