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    GOTD: depression. why is it that dark and depressing humor never gets a laugh? I need someone to laugh at my depressing jokes.

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    I have a dark sense of humor- try one on me.
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    I'm depressed lately, let's hear 'em!
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    lol! I think they're only funny to me in my dark humor phase...but here goes

    My sister asked me what I wanted to do. I said I want to watch bones on the couch until my bones melt into the couch and the real bone people have to come collect me.

    She said it was graphic. I thought it was whimsy....
    hehe...

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    Yep, one needs to be depressed to get it. I thought it was a rather eloquent bit of whimsy.
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

    And now I have an Etsy store: CattailsandCalendula

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    Thanks! I really do strive for eloquence in all my depressed dealings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    blood is no problem, i've seen lots of that. limbs in weird positions is too much for me.
    oh yeah.. I can not do that either.. *shudders*
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    ^ it's bits missing that make me heave *shudder*


    GotD - cold, tired, sleep paralysis/suffocationy thing is back, moody, depressed..... *something* is wrong somewhere?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernMonkeyGirl View Post

    GotD - cold, tired, sleep paralysis/suffocationy thing is back, moody, depressed..... *something* is wrong somewhere?!?!
    have you read pebbles67 journal? She had some serious sleep issues she is resolving.
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    Things I would say to my sister if I wanted to burn bridges with my immediate family (which I REALLY don't want to do):
    GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING HORSE. "I don't mean to make you feel worse or anything..." well guess what, you fucking pissed me off. To be included in a conversation, one does not need to be directly addressed, especially if they're standing amongst the people speaking. You sat right next to us and did not speak up once, nor did your boyfriend. My boyfriend was sitting right next to him earlier and your boyfriend never said a thing. Could we have directly addressed him/you? Sure, but I don't think any of us had anything to say specifically to either of you. I'm sorry both of you have impaired social skills, quit blaming it on every fucking one else. It's not my fucking duty to socialize you and your boyfriend, and if my boyfriend didn't feel like talking to you guys directly, that's nothing to do with me.

    AND I was feeling like utter shit that day, so don't whine at me that I didn't say goodbye, I was trying not to vomit most of the time there. I didn't say goodbye to anyone except our little brother because he was sick!

    Sometimes I really want to scream this shit at her, but I don't want to deal with resolving things.
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