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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    I accidentally spilled a mixture of butter, olive oil and steak juice on my sheets when I tore through a particularly difficult chunk of meat.
    My head went up (with a mouthful of steak), my hands went down and my plate went splash.
    On your sheets? As in, you were eating steak in bed??? Isn't that kind of just asking for something like that to happen? I hope you have to do your own laundry

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    Quote Originally Posted by spughy View Post
    One of the best by-laws passed here in the last 5 years has been to ban smoking within 3 m (about 10 feet) of any public doorway (including restaurants). It's cut down a lot on people "just stepping out for a smoke" into an area where there's a lot of foot traffic.
    That is a great idea. Canada is so civilized.

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    Geo: Yup.

    Spughy: Yes, I was eating steak in bed. I don't have a table in the room I rent. Luckily I thought to suck the juices out of the sheets. Unluckily I forgot what I had been doing yesterday in those sheets. Och.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    Geo: Yup.

    Spughy: Yes, I was eating steak in bed. I don't have a table in the room I rent. Luckily I thought to suck the juices out of the sheets. Unluckily I forgot what I had been doing yesterday in those sheets. Och.
    I'm going to put that on my list of things I never want to read again. Now I am off to bleach my brain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    That is a great idea. Canada is so civilized.
    except when they riot
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    Quote Originally Posted by kenn View Post
    except when they riot
    Sadly, very true. We riot pretty well though, you have to admit. And the next day we clean it all up without even being told, because we're just nice and polite that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    Luckily I thought to suck the juices out of the sheets. Unluckily I forgot what I had been doing yesterday in those sheets. Och.
    Now wiping the spray off of my monitor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    I once shoved someone into oncoming traffic for that.
    You eat dinner in your unmade bed and you try to murder people for smoking.

    You truly are the king of kings.

    edit: I don't have a table in the room I rent, either, so I bought a vinyl table cloth, folded it in half, and eat all squatty/loungy Primal style on the floor.

    edit edit: Oh yeah, a gripe. Let's see. I don't have anything to gripe about today. Dammit. Just my luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex Good View Post
    I accidentally spilled a mixture of butter, olive oil and steak juice on my sheets when I tore through a particularly difficult chunk of meat.
    My head went up (with a mouthful of steak), my hands went down and my plate went splash.
    kinky.
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    GOTD: Smokers who congregate outside of public buildings getting their jones on while creating clouds of toxic nastiness that anyone else just trying to use the public sidewalk has to get through while trying not to inhale. Bleh!
    i loudly proclaim to my kids "hold your breath" before we walk into such a cloud. blech.

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    you people are so judgmental about smoking but put down those that judge others for different reasons
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