Squirrels bite. Literally.
My dog always chases after squirrels in the park but he never really catches any, right? Wrong. Today he caught one of the little buggers and killed it but, in the process the little beast bit my baby wolf cub right under his eye. He had all this blood all over his muzzle and I thought at first it was from the squirrel but then I realized it was his. That nasty little creature bit my doggie (who was trying to kill it at the time but still.......).
You didn't eat the squirrel?
God no. They can have rabies. It's a good thing my dog has had all his shots. Wild squirrels I'm sure are yummy but these are city park squirrels living out of public restroom trashcans. Ewww.
Oh hello blanket of snow on May 11 how are you why don't you fuck off
You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!