In Fear of Food page 3

[spughy]

The omnivore's dilemma in a nutshell - Michael Pollan's got nuthin' on you!

[kennelmom]

So as I sit down to my lettuce, zucchini, cucumber and suntan lotion salad, I now under stand why some folks find it easy to eat only once a day. My hair is falling out but that's ok because then I wont need shampoo.

I sure hope that's organic, grass-fed suntan lotion otherwise your O3/O6 is going to be way out of whack. And I don't think I have to tell you how bad that is.

[Grok]

5 stars!

[winencandy]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

You are awesome

[MalPaz]

hahaha hilarious i loved it, sad though theres a handful of ppl here who do act like that. possibly why some tout it orthorexia

as i am eating avocado smeared over chicken and celery nut butter with fruit....oh lordy my O6 and fructose. i can feel my liver overexceeding and my BS skyrocketing. the 'contaminated celery' coupled with the nut butter and the canned surely mercury laden fish i had earlier

[O_O]

Should I call 911 for you? LOL

[sanepsycho]

I heart this post.

[Primal Zen]

Awesome!

[livingyears79]

Thank you, runnergal! After joining a couple of weeks ago, and lurking for many more, that is EXACTLY how I was starting to feel! Sometimes the forums feel like a very strange corruption of the original PB! Besides, from a literature standpoint, that was pure brilliance! LOL

[Styrofoam Jones]

Hahaha. Okay, I realized that this was a joke WAY too late, which is kind of sad. The way this community acts sometimes, a good part of this post was completely believable.