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    Human meat recipes?

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    Hello I am looking for some recipes on preparing human meats (vital organs, fibrous tendons, muscles and the like).

    I eat strictly Primal so that means Groks only - Korgs and vegans are not an option (they cause me gut irritation and bloating -- does anyone else have this problem?). Anyway I recently, quite literally, stumbled across a source of cubical-free ranged Groks on the side walk of a local elementary school.

    Am looking for some tips for preparation for an upcoming meet up I have. I was hoping for something a little jazzy (maybe a seasonal vegetable ensemble?) but was mostly looking for some tips on how to cook these little guys up. In the mean time I am fattening them up on greek yogurt (little groks love that stuff!) and almond flour banana bread. Making them swallow plenty of fish oil with their hot coconut milk before bed.

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    Have you tried marinading them in coffee?
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Coffee makes Groks quite bitter in my experience...
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    How about with Fried Green Tomatoes?

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    What about a bit of cocoa powder and cinnamon? Or maybe parsley sage rosemary & thyme?
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    I know! Serve 'em atop some Soylent Green.
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    Do you mean recipes using human organs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I know! Serve 'em atop some Soylent Green.

    rofl.

    that movie always amused me.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    If it's good enough for Dr.Lecter it's good enough for you http://www.pitbook.com/textes/pdf/dumas_cuisine.pdf

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    Here you go! Just visit your local hospital maternity ward to get some...

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