Sex, I figured it out page 37

[Timothy]

Davem, I made the mistake of looking it up, but wish I hadn't. You have been warned...

[TigerLily]

davem, you have been warned. What is seen cannot be unseen.

[datto54]

From reading the various sex threads here on MDA I've learned that most men must REALLY be bad at sex and relationships, and I'm a god-damn sexual Tyrannosaurus.

ZOMG!!! i had to comment here even though i have not yet finished reading this thread! but THIS freaked my shit!

a guy once used the line "have you ever been to bed with a sexual tyrannosaurus Rex?" best.line.ever

but was he?

no...... he was just another dud. le sigh!

[amberlee]

sex is back!

now we are talking. too much leptin talk, not enough of this lol

[Lawbat]

37 pages of this thread. Wow, that's got to tell us all something.

(not sure what... who can catch up on 37 pages???)

[ErikM]

37 pages of this thread. Wow, that's got to tell us all something.

(not sure what... who can catch up on 37 pages???)

/raises hand

bored @ work last week...read the whole thing except for a page or two that the web filter blocked...missed the actual grizz post that made the end of this thread not nearly as fun to read through as the first part of this thread

1.5 thumbs up...the hatred displayed at the end took away from a 2 thumbs up review

[Daemonized]

37 pages of this thread. Wow, that's got to tell us all something.

(not sure what... who can catch up on 37 pages???)

Which still pales in comparison to the leptin thread.

[Lawbat]

I think the leptin thead has got to be proofed that we're all still a little confused, and desperate for really definitive answers which just aren't definitive yet (or we'd all be shredded, all the time)

Sex thread similar?

One of the things I think I like best about this place.
Full of stumblers seeking something better then the status quo, or the goals mainstream society tried to ingrain in us.

I love that sex is in the nutrition forum. Where else do you find that???????

[amberlee]

TigerLilly,

Here is another True Story.

My sex life began when I was 13 yrs old, when a cute little 11 yr old red headed girl took me by the hand and walked me into the bathroom. She took off her dress & panties, sat down on the toilet. She then dipped her cupped hand into the sink for some warm water and applied it to her crotch. Then she proceeded to masturbate in front of me. She said, "See? This is how you do it. Do you want to try it?" I wanted to take her into the bedroom, but she was afraid of messing up the sheets and then her mother would "know." She was also afraid her big sister might walk in and see us. So the locked bathroom was it.

Well, she didn't need to ask twice, and I took care of her needs, exactly as she had demonstrated Then she took care of mine orally. This was the beginning of a relationship lasting for several years, until her family moved out of state.

Grizz

just so it doesnt get deleted or edited since I linked it in the stupid Iodine post

[kenn]

You people are such puritans