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    Quote Originally Posted by amberlee View Post
    Ii wish i could just have my way for minute and orgasm and then just stop and roll over and go to sleep as you sit there with your hard on, frustrated as hell.
    I did that to my ex-husband once. Told him "Now you know how I feel." He was soooo pissed off

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    Quote Originally Posted by NourishedEm View Post
    I did that to my ex-husband once. Told him "Now you know how I feel." He was soooo pissed off
    I am going to do it! only thing is, I'm hardly going to get there when I am focussing on him and he isn't doing a damn thing for me!!

    unless I just -- stop

    i am tempted to ring this last selfish asshole and the moment he puts it in I will -- stop -- and declare that the next minute is just going to bore me so -- ha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amberlee View Post

    yeah - my quest for sex on the weekend just left me more frustrated. Bad sex. Next time whilst he is in his aura of ecstacy I am going to have a go at him. selfish assholes.

    Oh dear...

    Single guys, it just got a little harder for you cos this limp noodle let the side down.


    Now sit up and pay attention to a man who was never the tallest, darkest or most handsome in the room.

    There's one iron rule that's stood me in good stead throughout the years.

    She comes first (literally) - every time - end of story.
    Don't blame your pathetic little pecker, be creative.
    Learn to use that tongue of yours for something other than talking shit.
    Don't be squeamish, learn to love it, do it with passion, grab those hip's and get the job done.
    Be a man about it.

    I've been with my wife for fifteen years and married for six.
    Long after what most say the 'honeymoon period' has elapsed - horse shit.
    We still lust after each other like high schoolers on a first date.

    Now have at it...

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    I love you Dave-O!!

    and guys, its the journey not the destination
    its not all about you getting a load off as fast as possible
    whilst I love urgent primal hungry sex sometimes you just gotta enjoy -- and I don't mean just you -- don't just get there as fast as you can

    yes, do everything with passion -- you wouldnt like it if we just lay theire like a starfish

    I agree about the honeymoon period -- I hope if I marry we will always want to make each other feel great -- its pleasurable how could you not?

    PS - re Dave-O "don't be squeamish about it, learn to love it, do it with passion' - do you really think we love going down on you? swallowing? it all goes two ways boys
    Last edited by amberlee; 02-20-2011 at 08:36 PM. Reason: PS

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    Quote Originally Posted by amberlee View Post
    PS - re Dave-O "don't be squeamish about it, learn to love it, do it with passion' - do you really think we love going down on you? swallowing? it all goes two ways boys
    no kidding. but i don't swallow, ick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    no kidding. but i don't swallow, ick.
    I agree, ick!

    But apparently it makes a huge difference -- so -- I do -- that's my point.

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    I think it's very funny when men say that women could go out and get laid any time they want. I'm letting you in on a secret guys: you could too. It's all about how low you want your standards to go. (I believe this point was made earlier, on page 14 or so.)

    I'm with MalPaz on this- there's gotta be something more than just horniness. And, face it, there is a lot of bad sex out there. Nothing PISSES ME OFF MORE than finally just giving in to an urge and then the sex is bad. Nearly homicidal. I'll just wait for that crazy chemistry and visceral reaction, and remain (for all intents and purposes) a celibate woman in her mid-30s.

    But onto happier topics.... sex music! This whole album.....

    Because if you didn't know, of that is life made: only of moments; Don't lose the now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amberlee View Post
    I agree, ick!

    But apparently it makes a huge difference -- so -- I do -- that's my point.
    huh, it makes a difference?? any guys want to explain this to us?

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    Dave-O, you have the recipe. And you are correct, it is technique, not size. Some of us would rather be tickled to death than beat to death, as the saying goes....words to live by.

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    From reading the various sex threads here on MDA I've learned that most men must REALLY be bad at sex and relationships, and I'm a god-damn sexual Tyrannosaurus.

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