my primal journal:
Sex? What's that?
My name is ____. Whats your name? He says ______.
You say, Very nice meeting you. Lets have fun sex together. Your place or mine?
I guarantee this will work on most men, unless he is gay. Even many married men will jump into your arms.
Was the last Primalcon just a huge orgy that everyone's keeping a secret, or what?
You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!
Perhaps it's just me, but isn't it a little old fashioned that we still think women are 'giving it up' and men are 'getting some'?