Football and SEC are 2nd to Jesus in the South.
I am not concerned much with either so I don't fit in much. But that is ok, who wants to fit in anyways?
Ok, I like the drama and tight pants of football.
I grew up in Dallas and moved to west Texas, home of the social elite and oil trash, respectively. I saw that garbage (horns on vehicles) growing up as a symbol of tacky. Nothing has yet to impress me that it is otherwise.
Cows in the back 40 on the other hand, would be awesome. (Note self: acquire a front and back 40.)
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
Perhaps something a little smaller and cuter than a Longhorn for a lawn ornament?
How about a Florida Cracker.
“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.
"I need large pieces of dead cow to be happy." - skink531
"You truly are delusional and other forms of insanity apply go you. You aren't even interesting." - oceangrl