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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymma View Post
    the mysterious bits
    like a prehensile tail?
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Male engineers...need I say more?
    What?
    "How dare you walk in here with breasts and a skirt (unless you look like a frumpy old nun)... you are just trying to be sexy on purpose! Tempting me with the fruits of EVIL! Hussy!!! *nojobforjoooooo*"

    Something like that?
    I don't have a lot of experience with engineer dudes... but the few maths geeks I hung around were uber awkward with the ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cori93437 View Post
    Something like that?
    More along the lines of, "Whoa, ankles...she is probably a girl." "You mean, they exist?" "Yeah, I read about it on the internet." "Yeah, too sexy to work here."

    I kid of course, but the idea amuses me.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymma View Post
    I prefer my men in fitted slacks, better to see the mysterious bits with!
    So, you vote down pleated khakis then...

    Yes, for some reason they STILL make these. WHYYYYYYYY!!!!
    Not sexy ever.
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    You joke, I think that's along the lines of what happened. There's a reason I only ever wear pants to the office. (Well, that and skirts and I don't see eye to eye.)
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I'm a big fan of a kilted man. Still haven't convinced Geek to try it yet, but he'd look good!
    I showed up in a knee length pencil skirt for an interview once. With the ogles I got, I never did again.
    Apparently, I can be in extremely baggy sweats and look and feel like hell and still get the googly eyes from complete stranger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    Apparently, I can be in extremely baggy sweats and look and feel like hell and still get the googly eyes from complete stranger.
    That is because sweats are sexy. Not yoga pants sexy but still sexy.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    skirts and I don't see eye to eye.)
    is this the appropriate time for a short joke?
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    Apparently, I can be in extremely baggy sweats and look and feel like hell and still get the googly eyes from complete stranger.
    I was at the store in pajama pants, no bra, and a hoodie (the only hoodie I own), buying food after my wisdom tooth was removed. My jaw was still puffy. The cashier hit on me.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    is this the appropriate time for a short joke?
    Nah, this is when you say "quit buying skirts with eyes on them!"
    (Although short jokes are always applicable.)
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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