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    Well, apparently the National Weather Service works about as well as most government agencies. Our blizzard was disappointing. Yes, there is snow. Yes, there is ice. No, there is not enough of either. Bleh.
    I'm hoping this means they'll be wrong for us too and we won't be getting the 7 inches they're talking...



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    I know planking... what's the rest of that stuff??



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    And here is Tim with the weather, Tim....

    "Thanks Joe. Tomorrow I predict we will be wrong, so f' it. Back to you Joe...."
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    It is so much smarter to miss a days pay than wreck the car! Ice storms don't care much about how great you drive either as the guy next to you can wreck your day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jenn26point2 View Post
    I'm hoping this means they'll be wrong for us too and we won't be getting the 7 inches they're talking...

    <insert inappropriate comment with barely veiled sexual innuendo here>


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    I know planking... what's the rest of that stuff??
    stupid shit teenagers and hipsters do





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    I need a job like that!
    You and me both. *weather twins powers activate!* form of...dopler radar!
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mud Flinger View Post
    It is so much smarter to miss a days pay than wreck the car! Ice storms don't care much about how great you drive either as the guy next to you can wreck your day.
    I'm sorry, but this is blatent use of common sense. Such is not tollerated here. I'm giving you a warning this time, but next time you start making informed and useful comments in this journal I will have to chase you with a pointy stick. You have been warned.

    Seriously though, what she said.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    <insert inappropriate comment with barely veiled sexual innuendo here>




    stupid shit teenagers and hipsters do







    You and me both. *weather twins powers activate!* form of...dopler radar!
    lol @ all of that...
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    I actually went into meteorology as my first major in college *ducks rotten vegetation* To be fair, my interest wasn't to be the pretty face, but the scientist behind the pretty face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I actually went into meteorology as my first major in college *ducks rotten vegetation* To be fair, my interest wasn't to be the pretty face, but the scientist behind the pretty face.
    Yeah, I was actually told in college that if you wanted to be a weather person (not a meteorologist) you should major in Geography as it was all about knowing where to point, how to pronounce things, and looking good on camera. The real science was done behind the scenes. Sadly, I look horrible on camera, have a lisp, and can only point with my middle finger. That disqualified me.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    I'm sorry, but this is blatent use of common sense. Such is not tollerated here. I'm giving you a warning this time, but next time you start making informed and useful comments in this journal I will have to chase you with a pointy stick. You have been warned.

    Seriously though, what she said.
    Oh I forgot to add unless you've been drinking tequila. In my book, that will fix everything and keep you warm to boot.
    In fact, I plan to buy some more this morning! Have I redeemed myself now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mud Flinger View Post
    Oh I forgot to add unless you've been drinking tequila. In my book, that will fix everything and keep you warm to boot.
    In fact, I plan to buy some more this morning! Have I redeemed myself now?
    Well, while I am a fan of tequila, this seems to be advocating drinking and driving, which sadly I cannot condone. As such, while it was a valiant attempt, I can't give you a grade over a D-. Passing but barely. But no pointy stick this time...this. time.

    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Really? Pronunciation and a pretty face? Man our weatherpeople fail both of those.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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