<Insert Bacon Here> One fat (guy's) primal journal page 61

[canio6]

I need to make a flag out of bacon & sausage. My little kingdom of Pork Fat Rulesatopia!

Now, that is a good idea. Sign me up to immigrate.

[geostump]

Will do! Need to come up with a National Anthem now.

[naiadknight]

O Bacon fat, for porky sties
For Blood red vats of meat...

[geostump]

Sung to the tune of America the Beautiful

[canio6]

O Bacon fat, for porky sties
For Blood red vats of meat
For some steak, just barely cooked
with just a lick of heat
Baconia, Baconia
Mark shed his grace on thee
And fill thy plate, w' what vegans hate
Yay, more meat for meeeeeee!

[geostump]

Bravo!!! Bravo!!!

[naiadknight]

O Bacon fat, for porky sties
For Blood red vats of meat
For some streaky meat, just barely cooked
with just a lick of heat
Baconia, Baconia
Mark shed his grace on thee
And fill thy plate, w' what vegans hate
Yay, more meat for meeeeeee!

There' fixed it to go with the rhythm of the song.
2nd verse:
O beautiful stewed chicken feet
Whose gelatin the faithful doth impress
A thoroughfare of grassfed meat
Across the wilderness!
Baconia! Baconia!
Meat mends thine every flaw,
Confirm thy soul in pork sausage,
Thy belly flat today!

[canio6]

LOL this national anthem makes me hungry

[TigerLily]

That's pretty good, canio! We should start a band. You could write the lyrics. I'm on guitar. Geo? You want drums or vox or bass? I'm thinking we call ourselves Porky Goodness.

[canio6]

That's pretty good, canio! We should start a band. You could write the lyrics. I'm on guitar. Geo? You want drums or vox or bass? I'm thinking we call ourselves Porky Goodness.

Great idea. We'll put Naiad on lyrics though. I'll just mumble incoherently and score chicks. Isn't that what most musicians do? O.o