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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    I need to make a flag out of bacon & sausage. My little kingdom of Pork Fat Rulesatopia!
    Now, that is a good idea. Sign me up to immigrate.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Will do! Need to come up with a National Anthem now.
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    O Bacon fat, for porky sties
    For Blood red vats of meat...
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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    Sung to the tune of America the Beautiful
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    O Bacon fat, for porky sties
    For Blood red vats of meat
    For some steak, just barely cooked
    with just a lick of heat
    Baconia, Baconia
    Mark shed his grace on thee
    And fill thy plate, w' what vegans hate
    Yay, more meat for meeeeeee!
    Last edited by canio6; 03-29-2011 at 11:39 AM.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Bravo!!! Bravo!!!
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    O Bacon fat, for porky sties
    For Blood red vats of meat
    For some streaky meat, just barely cooked
    with just a lick of heat
    Baconia, Baconia
    Mark shed his grace on thee
    And fill thy plate, w' what vegans hate
    Yay, more meat for meeeeeee!
    There' fixed it to go with the rhythm of the song.
    2nd verse:
    O beautiful stewed chicken feet
    Whose gelatin the faithful doth impress
    A thoroughfare of grassfed meat
    Across the wilderness!
    Baconia! Baconia!
    Meat mends thine every flaw,
    Confirm thy soul in pork sausage,
    Thy belly flat today!
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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    LOL this national anthem makes me hungry
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    That's pretty good, canio! We should start a band. You could write the lyrics. I'm on guitar. Geo? You want drums or vox or bass? I'm thinking we call ourselves Porky Goodness.
    "Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food." -- Hippocrates

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigerLily View Post
    That's pretty good, canio! We should start a band. You could write the lyrics. I'm on guitar. Geo? You want drums or vox or bass? I'm thinking we call ourselves Porky Goodness.
    Great idea. We'll put Naiad on lyrics though. I'll just mumble incoherently and score chicks. Isn't that what most musicians do? O.o
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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