Well, my weight finally moved. After a week+ of being stuck it went down. Yay. Sure, it might be a normal fluctuation, but I am going to pretend it is real. It works with dragons and unicorns so why not other mythological things like regular weight loss?
"I need large pieces of dead cow to be happy." - skink531
"You truly are delusional and other forms of insanity apply go you. You aren't even interesting." - oceangrl
Just close your eyes, click your heals together and say "I know it's real, I know it's real, I know it's real"