Well, my weight finally moved. After a week+ of being stuck it went down. Yay. Sure, it might be a normal fluctuation, but I am going to pretend it is real. It works with dragons and unicorns so why not other mythological things like regular weight loss?
"Corn syrup is everywhere; check your pockets."
"Stop this brownie talk, you devils!" - Sabine
Just close your eyes, click your heals together and say "I know it's real, I know it's real, I know it's real"