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    The prostate exam comment makes it seems like I am, in fact, getting a prostate exam by Andre the Giant and you should be glad that you're not. I assure you that the quality of typing that one would do during such a procedure would be very near non-existent. Not that I know that first hand, or first finger in this case, I'm just saying that my power of logical deduction would lead me to believe that it would be unpleasant and make fine motor skills a chore.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    I'm just saying that my power of logical deduction would lead me to believe that it would be unpleasant and make fine motor skills a chore.
    Well, he is the brute squad.

    Anybody want a peanut?
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    I do not think that word means what you think it means.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Well at least you're feeling a little compassionate. Most days a kick in the teeth is way better than a punch to the throat. At least you're not getting a prostate exam by Andre the Giant.
    At least you're looking on the bright side.
    Georgette

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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    At least you're looking on the bright side.

    "Some things in life are bad
    They can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse.
    When you're chewing on life's gristle
    Don't grumble, give a whistle
    And this'll help things turn out for the best..."
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    i do not think that word means what you think it means.
    inconceivable!
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    "Some things in life are bad
    They can really make you mad
    Other things just make you swear and curse.
    When you're chewing on life's gristle
    Don't grumble, give a whistle
    And this'll help things turn out for the best..."
    Now I am reading everything in Eric Idle's voice. Awesome.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Reading everyone's posts makes me think there is something in the air.

    I don't want to kick, I want to watch someone burn, tell them how bad I have to pee, and excuse myself to go the restroom. I am normally loving, but not today...

    Oh, feel better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymma View Post
    Reading everyone's posts makes me think there is something in the air.

    I don't want to kick, I want to watch someone burn, tell them how bad I have to pee, and excuse myself to go the restroom. I am normally loving, but not today...

    Oh, feel better!
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    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kymma View Post
    Reading everyone's posts makes me think there is something in the air.

    I don't want to kick, I want to watch someone burn, tell them how bad I have to pee, and excuse myself to go the restroom. I am normally loving, but not today...

    Oh, feel better!
    Oh dear...
    I've been having those lately.
    Otep days!
    I'd refer you to Otep Apex Predator - YouTube (and the rest of Hydra) if you were metal head... great diffusing tunes!


    Or, you know...
    You could just set the building on fire.
    “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
    ~Friedrich Nietzsche
    And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.


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