<Insert Bacon Here> One fat (guy's) primal journal page 458

[cori93437]

Ohh... the DITY move...
Husband and I once DITY moved from FL to the central coast of CA, in the large sized Ryder truck, towing a car trailer...
And we took a "short cut" across the middle of the state instead of detouring south all the way to LA then driving back up the coast...
There is a reason you are supposed to go to LA, it's called mountains, no guard rails, snow chains required, road too narrow to turn around, mountains.
WEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! LOL
It was a brand new truck, husband could not hit the brakes without sliding, and we could smell the transmission getting hot.
Husband literally got out and kissed the ground when we got clear of the mountains and found a real two lane road again.
That route was labeled a "state highway" on the map.

We did not DITY back to FL... we had the movers come get that stuff!

[canio6]

We did not DITY back to FL... we had the movers come get that stuff!

Good plan! We moved from FL to here and that was far enough. The extra hours to CA would have pushed me over the edge mountains or no mountains.

[skink531]

Sometimes I wish I could pack my wife in a bag. I'm kidding, of course(maybe).

We're in the middle of packing right now. The house is full of boxes, and none of them have any of my stuff. When she asks what of my things I want to take, my answer is "My clothes(which ain't much), my kettlebells, and my laptop. Give the rest to Goodwill." Well, maybe the safe full of guns too. You have to stay ready in case of zombies.

[canio6]

Well, maybe the safe full of guns too. You have to stay ready in case of zombies.

smart man.

[drssgchic]

When we skipped out during the fire I noticed that my roommate grabbed a kettle bell in the second round of stuff. I've gotta say, grabbing my sledge hammer never even crossed my mind. Of course, it is a bit less expensive than a kettle bell

[canio6]

grabbing my sledge hammer never even crossed my mind.

presumably because you were grabbing important things like bacon.

[drssgchic]

I left the bacon. But that's because I didn't have something to cook it in. However, there was a chance that it would be nice and crisped up for me by the time I got back

[canio6]

I left the bacon. But that's because I didn't have something to cook it in. However, there was a chance that it would be nice and crisped up for me by the time I got back

Ah, see, now that is a very good use of your natural resources. Sure the house might be gone but at least dinner would be ready.

[drssgchic]

Exactly. Hard to beat bacon cooked over an open fire

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Sooo, I was looking at datingfail.org, because it's freaking hilarious, and there's a Game of Thrones foreplay video where the dude's girlfriend wants to act out some of the nastiness in the book, it wasn't dirty, just a chick in her underwear. After the video, the related videos were all p0rn...I think I went out of youtube and entered a bad place. If I get fired for this, I'm so blaming you for this GoT curiosity thing.