This reminds me I need to urinate on a can of spam. Oh, spam you lovely lovely horrible meat. May you and your purveyors burn in the pits of hell.
On a side note it has been a very good weekend. I've eaten shitty food, drank too much beer, drunk texted my wife flirtaciously and had a very entertaining email conversation with a very interesting individual. All in all it makes up for a week of being tazed, pepper sprayed and beaten up. Vive le weekend.
"Corn syrup is everywhere; check your pockets."
"Stop this brownie talk, you devils!" - Sabine