<Insert Bacon Here> One fat (guy's) primal journal page 450

[Saoirse]

Yeah... I'm not quite sure how a clarinet inspires that level of reaction either.
We probably need a video of the toddler doing an impersonation though!

i think it was one of those things that the kid's parents would think is cute, but other people would just roll their eyes. he just scrunched up his nose and wiggled his head.

[canio6]

This reminds me I need to urinate on a can of spam. Oh, spam you lovely lovely horrible meat. May you and your purveyors burn in the pits of hell.

On a side note it has been a very good weekend. I've eaten shitty food, drank too much beer, drunk texted my wife flirtaciously and had a very entertaining email conversation with a very interesting individual. All in all it makes up for a week of being tazed, pepper sprayed and beaten up. Vive le weekend.

[Patrick]

All in all it makes up for a week of being tazed, pepper sprayed and beaten up. Vive le weekend.

O Rly?

[canio6]

O Rly?

I'm in a non-lethal weapons instructor course at the moment. M-T we beat each other up with unarmed defense techniques. Wednesday we were pepper sprayed and did all that fun jazz. Thur we were tazed and had to do the taser qualification course etc. Friday we put on riot gear and threw rocks and baseballs at each other.

[Pebbles67]

Glad you are having a "good time".

[Patrick]

Friday we put on riot gear and threw rocks and baseballs at each other.

Best Friday Evar? Yes. Yes, I think so.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Indeed, any time a Friday itinerary involves riot gear I'd say best Friday ever.
7am: breakfast
8am: don riot gear
9am: throw objects at people
10am: break/bandage the wounded
11am: lunch

[drssgchic]

Is it too late to add my $.02 on dancing? There has to be some love for ballroom. I like it when men tell me what to do o.O

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Is it too late to add my $.02 on dancing? There has to be some love for ballroom. I like it when men tell me what to do o.O

Oh dear.

[drssgchic]

Oh dear.

Hey, it only took them a year to get me to (fairly) consistantly do as I was told