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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Yeah, first aid kit at gun range is probably a good thing.
    Two words. Military intellegence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    Two words. Military intellegence.

    *Ducks and RUNS!*
    Yeah, my last unit shared a post with millitary intelligence. We always said that this was a huge oxymoron. That said, they used to talk smack about us too.

    U.S. Army Signal Corps...you might talk about us, but you can't talk without us.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Heh- that's kinda awesome.

    I do wonder, like you, about some of the decisions large bodies make. I mean, decisions by committee are often, um, strange- but making you wait for a decent first aid kit?!
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    I do wonder, like you, about some of the decisions large bodies make
    Wow, that's ruthless. I've seen pictures, he's not that big of a body...
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    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    Heh- that's kinda awesome.

    I do wonder, like you, about some of the decisions large bodies make. I mean, decisions by committee are often, um, strange- but making you wait for a decent first aid kit?!
    It is a matter of those controlling the money being detached from the reality.

    It is

    "So the range is over?"

    "Yes, but we could use a decent first aid kit, you know maybe with some quikcl..."

    "Did everyone qualify?"

    "Yes, but about that first aid kit, I think we cou..."

    "So we are good for another 6 months?"

    "Yeah, but as I was saying..."

    "Great. Have a good day."

    "Oh FML"

    It's like the conversation I had with the chief of police about noise. It is part of the post traffic regulation that vehicles cannot be over a certain decibel level. Many are. They can write tickets for excessive noise, which admittedly is lame but it is the only way to get people to obey the policy and not make my guys deaf. It went like this...

    Me: "Officer Blah, said you all have a decibel meter so if we could get it down to the gate your officers could verify noise levels and get these loud vehicles stopped."

    Him: "Yeah, you need to call Safety."

    Me: "They can ticket loud drivers?"

    Him: "No, but they can tell you if they are too loud."

    Me: "So could your officers and they can write tickets."

    Him: "Yeah, but safety can tell you if they are too loud."

    Me: "And then what?"

    Him: "Then we will know they are loud."

    Me: "Then you will write tickets?"

    Him: "No, then we can have one of our guys bring a noise meter to the gate and if they are too loud they can write tickets."

    Me: "Can't you just do that now?"

    Him: "You need to call safety..."

    Me: "Oh, FML"
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Wow, that's ruthless. I've seen pictures, he's not that big of a body...
    To be fair, parts of me are.


    yeah, my feet
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    To be fair, parts of me are.


    yeah, my feet
    But feet are supposed to correspond to . . . *thoughtful pause*
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    But feet are supposed to correspond to . . . *thoughtful pause*
    shoes?

    I have a large imagination, huge some might say. That comes in handy at times....
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Yeah, a friend of mine has big feet and he always said "you know what they say about people with big feet...they can't find shoes just anywhere."
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    My Dad's friend's wife has size 11 feet. She loves it. She only shops in the clearence section, because it's not like she has any competition that is going to take the good ones before they get there. Of course, I think the last time I saw her I seem to remember floral Berkenstocks, so that might have something to do with it, too . . .
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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