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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles67 View Post
    I got through half of GOT book 3 in a day, book 2 took a week. I still have to buy the next two. This is really cutting into my house keeping time.
    Eh, house keeping smouse keeping. Winter is coming; read the books
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    So, Canio, I would say you're boring today, but something tells that wouldn't be kosher...
    Sooo....uhhh....well, here's my plan for my new house that *will* be built soon, I hope...I'm going to make a picnic table with old rough sawmill cut lumber (there's some in my grandmaw's barn) and sand it down *just enough to smooth off the edge but hopefully leave the sawmill blade marks* and lacquer it up good and maybe, just maybe we can use it for a dining room table. It would be awesome for the nook that will overlook the pastureland that's behind the house. Plus, I like the idea of a picnic table for a dining room table, very Country Living magazine if you ask me. Whatchuthink?
    I could make that for you!
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    A table? Or calling Canio boring kosher?
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    A table? Or calling Canio boring kosher?
    With respect to my (thankfully not Kosher) Israeli wife, there is no kosher in a journal with bacon in the title.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    With respect to my (thankfully not Kosher) Israeli wife, there is no kosher in a journal with bacon in the title.
    Ohhh, it's an Israeli lady....super hot and I've never seen her.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Ohhh, it's an Israeli lady....super hot and I've never seen her.
    I keep her locked away. Out of sight, out of mind, you know like a good wife




    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    I keep her locked away. Out of sight, out of mind, you know like a good wife




    I thought it was the other way around: she keeps you locked up so you can't do stupid people tricks in public.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I thought it was the other way around: she keeps you locked up so you can't do stupid people tricks in public.
    Her/him, it's just semantics.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I thought it was the other way around: she keeps you locked up so you can't do stupid people tricks in public.
    Nah, she encourages my stupidity. Apparently it is cute like when dogs chase their own tails or cats run into walls chasing laser pointers.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Her/him, it's just semantics.
    lol

    nah, I joke but my wife is a damned sight smarter than I am. Luckily I make up for it with good looks and charm...yeah, okay I am screwed.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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