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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Unless you want a belly, I've got it all: tits, hips, ass, and legs, all in one great, if petite, place. Barbie's jealous of me, and not just 'cause I have all my ribs.
    That sounds terrible. Tell me more....

    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Consider yourself hired. The pay stinks, there are no benefits, and frankly it looks crappy on a resume, but welcome aboard!
    Sweet. We should get matching chainmail bikinis. Uniforms, ya know?
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    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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    First Musical Instruments are 40,000 Years Old | Ancient Bone Flutes | Early Modern Humans | LiveScience

    Hey, Grok with a flute can be really cool, Marshall Tucker Band had one...argument over.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    I'm going to start asking people if they want to see my bone flute.
    My blog: My Primal Adventure

    "I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum."

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    Quote Originally Posted by skink531 View Post
    I'm going to start asking people if they want to see my bone flute.
    The only dumb question is an unasked one.
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drssgchic View Post
    Sweet. We should get matching chainmail bikinis. Uniforms, ya know?
    Yeah, I actually did look for some, and lets say those available in mainstream places such as ebay, amazon etc look a tad revealing. Now, while I appreciate that in a harem, I do not want you all arrested walking down the street, well, outside of an elaborately set up senario involving yours truly and probably skink as a technical advisor on proper arrest/frisking techniques.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Yeah, I actually did look for some, and lets say those available in mainstream places such as ebay, amazon etc look a tad revealing. Now, while I appreciate that in a harem, I do not want you all arrested walking down the street, well, outside of an elaborately set up senario involving yours truly and probably skink as a technical advisor on proper arrest/frisking techniques.
    Hey, can I be the "prison warden"??
    If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skink531 View Post
    I'm going to start asking people if they want to see my bone flute.
    No, but thanks for asking. Also, let me know how this works out. I once considered posting a personal add saying I was looking for a skin flute virtuoso or a proficient trouser trombonist but decided against it.

    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    The only dumb question is an unasked one.
    this is true.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by justyouraveragecavemen View Post
    Hey, can I be the "prison warden"??
    we could work something out.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    *Sigh* If we're the attack harem, then we'd be like bodyguards. We'll be doing the restraining and frisking, here, buddy
    http://cattaillady.com/ My blog exploring the beginning stages of learning how to homestead. With the occasional rant.

    Originally Posted by TheFastCat: Less is more more or less

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