<Insert Bacon Here> One fat (guy's) primal journal page 395

[canio6]

I've caught up. My notes:

1) Imitation crab is of the debil. I cannot order Mali rolls involving crab because freakin' place uses imitation Iran that has wheat in it.

Yes, imitation crab is much like fake boobage. Sure it might look okay but I don't want it in my mouth. Okay, perhaps it is not an exact comparison but yeah, fake crab is not good. >.>

[Pebbles67]

I Hate these deep decisions.

It's like when I have the urge to tell our new Principal that we know he is just using us to finish his PHD and that all his ideas are BS. I have it easy because the guy never speaks to me and has zero idea who I am, so no chance to let anything slip.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Yes, imitation crab is much like fake boobage. Sure it might look okay but I don't want it in my mouth. Okay, perhaps it is not an exact comparison but yeah, fake crab is not good. >.>

Oh come on people! Yeah, OK, I ate 2 snack packs of something that says it's one thing then in little letters says "we just lied to you"! And it tasted fine, actually it tasted just like the cocktail sauce they strategically placed in the snack pack to cover up the non-crab meat taste.

[Pebbles67]

Note to self: Canio does not like fake boobs...cancel surgery.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

Note to self: Canio does not like fake boobs...cancel surgery.

But...but...but...what about me??? JK, they don't do it for me either. They're nonfunctional in the grand scheme of things. I know this like 19 yo girl who just got them, I wondered if she'll regret that later on...

[Pebbles67]

But...but...but...what about me??? JK, they don't do it for me either. They're nonfunctional in the grand scheme of things. I know this like 19 yo girl who just got them, I wondered if she'll regret that later on...

We're just getting to know each other.

My husband says the same thing. A real C is nicer than a fake D. Primal tends to make the real ones look better anyway.

[naiadknight]

I though about getting one around 19. I'm sure as hell glad I didn't, that almost a B turned into DDs after college, and appears to be not affected in the least by weight loss/

[skink531]

A real C is nicer than a fake D.

I could not agree more with this statement. I'm a guy and I love boobs(Redundant, I know). I have an appreciation for various shapes and sizes. Fake, especially the weird non-moving type, is just not doing it for me.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I could not agree more with this statement. I'm a guy and I love boobs(Redundant, I know). I have an appreciation for various shapes and sizes. Fake, especially the weird non-moving type, is just not doing it for me.

I'm way more of a rump kinda guy, and legs. Sir Mixalot would be proud.

[skink531]

I'm way more of a rump kinda guy, and legs. Sir Mixalot would be proud.

Oh, I like those plenty too. there aren't a lot of female body parts I don't like. My wife's neck even does it for me. I like to look at the totality of the whole picture, I guess.