i did not just laugh at that
i am not still grinning
i don't know what you look like but i'm sure you can totally pull off the 'i'm too attractive for this' comment
yeah you are
if you think about it, any box could have vibrators in it
I can't believe that didn't work. So save me from skimming mindlessly through your journal and tell me where I can find this picture of you that drssgchic mentioned. Talking to Santa Claus is making me feel a bit funny, ya dig?
If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.
Don't forget the lovely picture you put up of you and your wife. Even though it broke my heart.