<Insert Bacon Here> One fat (guy's) primal journal page 378

[Saoirse]

they? sweetie i'm one of the attack bitches. canio has a harem of hard-hitting women.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I seem to be repeatedly doubting Canio's pimptastic ability to coordinate his harem into strategic fortified battle positions...a fatal flaw no doubt. I shall doubt no more and retreat, i mean, negotiate a ceasefire.

[Saoirse]

you could just feed us some crispy bacon as a token of goodwill.

[justyouraveragecavemen]

you could just feed us some crispy bacon as a token of goodwill.

[canio6]

Now I have attack bitches, a hard hitting harem, and pimptastic abilities? Well, consider my ego completely stroked

Bacon for everyone!

speaking of bacon...you would think pork belly would be available somewhere in this god forsaken town. You would be wrong, but you would think that.

[Pebbles67]

I seem to be repeatedly doubting Canio's pimptastic ability to coordinate his harem into strategic fortified battle positions...a fatal flaw no doubt. I shall doubt no more and retreat, i mean, negotiate a ceasefire.

I'm not sure why things went south here. I thought you were just commenting on the fact that shoes and pie are not all that interesting. I read no attack on canio's manhood, harem, cooking abilities etc. You are welcome here. I think canio is often outnumbered in his journal by the fairer sex...not that he minds.

[canio6]

I'm not sure why things went south here. I thought you were just commenting on the fact that shoes and pie are not all that interesting. I read no attack on canio's manhood, harem, cooking abilities etc. You are welcome here. I think canio is often outnumbered in his journal by the fairer sex...not that he minds.

Indeed, indeed. While I am not used to be surrounded by beautiful women, I am not complaining in the least. As for the comments, yup, not everyone is thrilled with pie and shoes. Sad, I know That said, I believe all comments were meant in good fun. I don't think Em or Saoirse were actually going to attack anyone, though if they want to mud wrestle, well, this journal fully supports that

Canio6...lowering the bar of internet discourse since...well, way too long now

[justyouraveragecavemen]

I'm not sure why things went south here. I thought you were just commenting on the fact that shoes and pie are not all that interesting. I read no attack on canio's manhood, harem, cooking abilities etc. You are welcome here. I think canio is often outnumbered in his journal by the fairer sex...not that he minds.

Actually, I was commenting on his lack of comments. I was caught up all day at work so some random comments would have been appreciated. When I'm caught up, everyone else is supposed to be too, right? And I like his talk of all these fancy meals he makes but it makes the crockpot roast for dinner seem a bit bland.

[canio6]

Actually, I was commenting on his lack of comments. I was caught up all day at work so some random comments would have been appreciated. When I'm caught up, everyone else is supposed to be too, right? And I like his talk of all these fancy meals he makes but it makes the crockpot roast for dinner seem a bit bland.

Well, the truth with the fancy meals is that I have to force myself to do it. If I don't I fall into a rut and then get into "eh, I don't want blah again, screw it lets order pizza..." then this continues for a month. Hence why I lost 50 pounds, gained 20, lost 20, gained 30, lost 30, gained...you get the picture. It is time to stop being a little biatch and actually stick to it for real.

[Pebbles67]

Hurray for mud wrestling and fancy meals! I'll wrestle for my supper.