Yeah, if the Christians of various sects turn out to be right, I'm fucked 5 ways from Sunday. Baptized Lutheran, First Comunion nondenom, Christened Episcopalian, first "adult" communion RC, visited paganism and then went off into left field on my own, came back long enough for a RC confession and Pagan naming, went back out into left field and picked up a healthy dose of apathism (don't know, don't care.)
I got booted from the youth group for asking questions even the archdeacon couldn't answer to my satisfaction (how the Trinity actually existed, if being baptized with communion wine was better or worse than water and why, logic questions abt Mary's virginity and the stone is front of Jesus's tomb, etc.)
I almost got booted from the choir for pointing out that Greensleeves wasn't originally Christian and its origins.
Yep, I'm fucked. Goin to hell.