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    Primal Fuel
    Quote Originally Posted by skink531 View Post
    The little guy is just trying to help you be primal. It was a simulated persistence hunt.
    That it was. It wasn't until he stopped to poop that I was able to grab him. Then he tried to roll out of my grip and screamed like I was murdering him.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigerLily View Post
    This is why I have cats. They sleep 20 hours a day.
    Tempting but the wife is allergic.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigerLily View Post
    This is why I have cats. They sleep 20 hours a day.
    +1
    well, when they're not attacking my sleeping children.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
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    well, when they're not attacking my sleeping children.
    Train your children to sleep 20 hours a day in a synced up cycle with the cats. Problem solved. you're welcome
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
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    well, when they're not attacking my sleeping children.
    My cat used to come in and swat at my forehead when I was sleeping. Then we got dogs. Problem solved.
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    My Mother's cat has now moved upstairs with us. She is very pushy and always sits on my hands when I am trying to post here. I wish she would learn to sit on my hands when I am about to eat something I shouldn't. lol

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    yes, but dogs chew on things. we've toyed with the idea for a while, but the last time i seriously considered getting a dog, our cat had the runs and i quickly forgot why i even have pets.

    Paula- my baby does that when i'm trying to type; he also likes to smash his little fists on the keyboard. a nice thing about kids, though, is that if you eat something sweet they want it too.

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    It appears I have been selected to give the little seasonal greeting thing for the department on television. You know that thing that sometimes plays during the holidays "This is blah blah wishing you a happy blah blah..."

    Happy RamaHanaKwanzMas.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Train your children to sleep 20 hours a day in a synced up cycle with the cats. Problem solved. you're welcome
    Genius! Why didn't I think of it?!
    "Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food." -- Hippocrates

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigerLily View Post
    Genius! Why didn't I think of it?!
    Perhaps because you tollerate children better than I do?

    I just read this on another site and cracked up:

    When proud parents of a week old baby present it to you and ask "Who do you think he looks like?" remember that your answer should include one or both of the parents. 'Yoda' is not generally considered to be an acceptable answer. #LFMF
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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