Indeed. Ass-loads is one of my favorite measurements as are the ever useful cubic fuck-ton. Ass-loads seems to work well with an item such as wings. I ate an ass-load of wings just sounds right. Where as cubic-fuck ton sounds like more of a volume measure so something like, I ate a cubic fuck-ton of ground beef or used a cubic fuck-ton of heavy cream. Then there is the quaint 'whole mess' but that only seems to work with greens.
Originally Posted by skink531
"I need large pieces of dead cow to be happy." - skink531
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