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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    When she wants to mess with me my GF says, "Coffee is coffee" to make fun of my coffee snobbery. I reply with "Yeah, and humus is humus" Apparently in some parts of the world humus is like religion.
    Well, yeah. If your humus is out of whack, nothing will grow in it!

    P.S. I think you might be talking about hummus, not humus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    I am. Coffee, beer, and toilet paper. I admit it.
    Tea, OS, beer, and wine, here. I can tolerate cheapo iced tea when the alternative is local water, I like some cheap wines (especially Little Penguin, Ravenswood, and Yellowtail), but the only beer you'll catch me drinking is Guinness.

    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    When she wants to mess with me my GF says, "Coffee is coffee" to make fun of my coffee snobbery. I reply with "Yeah, and humus is humus" Apparently in some parts of the world humus is like religion.
    Bleah, hummus.
    Geek and I fuck with each other with: Him:"It's a head of lettuce, they're all the same." Me: "It's a loaf of bread, they're all the same."
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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    When she wants to mess with me my GF says, "Coffee is coffee" to make fun of my coffee snobbery. I reply with "Yeah, and humus is humus" Apparently in some parts of the world humus is like religion.
    The food is hummus. I don't like it. I have never been big into beans. For some it is a very deep and spiritual religion. Mine would be bacon, coffee, beer and irish whiskey, oh yeah a good margarita. Not the frozen kind either. Hate the margarita slushies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    Well, yeah. If your humus is out of whack, nothing will grow in it!

    P.S. I think you might be talking about hummus, not humus.
    Huh, yeah, you are correct. This is what happens when I type without the influence of proper coffee.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Not even proper coffee is cutting it today. I just want to doze at my desk. I really should have called off today.
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    You and me both. Sometimes I want to just smack my computer monitor. I should probably stop reading emails from the powers that be
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    You and me both. Sometimes I want to just smack my computer monitor. I should probably stop reading emails from the powers that be
    Not even Scottish Breakfast tea is saving me today. My brain is running and going fine, but work isn't an option.
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    I just keep thinking about my bed. I really wish I would have just called off today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Not even Scottish Breakfast tea is saving me today. My brain is running and going fine, but work isn't an option.
    I feel your pain. I am having a hard time even pretending to look busy, and my boss just passed me more of his work. At this point I wonder if he does anything.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    I feel your pain. I am having a hard time even pretending to look busy, and my boss just passed me more of his work. At this point I wonder if he does anything.
    They don't. Boss hands off pisswash work onto me all the time.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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