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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    Dammit, now I want some bacon. I just ate crumbled bacon in my salad at lunch.
    Picture? (kidding!)
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Picture? (kidding!)
    You know, if I had a droid I would do that. Sadly, no droid. Do you know the hell I have to go through just to take a picture with my phone, send it to my email then wait for a year to receive it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    You know, if I had a droid I would do that. Sadly, no droid. Do you know the hell I have to go through just to take a picture with my phone, send it to my email then wait for a year to receive it?
    All I hear is excuses :P
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    All I hear is excuses :P
    Bastard. J/K :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    Bastard. J/K :P
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    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Does jerky count towards my bacon quota? Bacon's hard to come by when you're in the West Texas desert for 10- 12 hrs a day.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
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    Heyyy, how come they don't sell bacon-flavored beef jerky? I bet it would be a big hit!

    Oh wait, they do: bacon-flavored beef jerky - Google Search

    As for the West Texas desert, sounds like the weather would cook bacon for you. Yowch!
    "Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    As for the West Texas desert, sounds like the weather would cook bacon for you. Yowch!
    We've baked pizza by leaving it on the dashboard before. I've known people who've cooked eggs on their hood when their camp stove failed.
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    Eh, we keep the truck on because of company shade reqs and, since it's onsite, chemical contamination is a real possibility if I try to "cook" it outside.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    I had bacon & eggs for breakfast. Today apparently is National Donut Day so in protest, I had bacon & eggs. Figured if someone brought donuts into the office, I wouldn't be tempted. I also found out today is National Egg Day. So it looks as if my protest was an inadvertent celebration.
    Georgette

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