<Insert Bacon Here> One fat (guy's) primal journal page 135

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*Snrk**Chx**Snorfle*
I love that phrase.
Bald redhead.
*snrk*

That goes on the same list as "beaten like a redheaded stepchild" and "hung like a lynching tree"- Soooo not PC, but soooo great!

Let me throw this vivid description at you. Think Ron Howard, mid 30's bald but very evil looking. This is our friend Miles. Yes, he is Irish. He is also one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet.

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Before we continue on with this conversation I would like to advise you of your rights...

(Fucking pigs)

My dad was one, it's all gravy lol. Wait, you're a pig and said fucking pigs!? I'm telling....

[naiadknight]

Let me throw this vivid description at you. Think Ron Howard, mid 30's bald but very evil looking. This is our friend Miles. Yes, he is Irish. He is also one of the nicest guys you'd ever meet.

Bwahahahaha!!!
That goes along with the description of a good friend of mine: tall, buff, black dude in his early 30s. Very serious, very no nonsense face. Looks like his sense of humor fell off the train before he was born. In reality, I don't know that he'd hurt a fly and is one of the funniest assholes I know. He's been one of my best friends since forever (Dallas Guy.)

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If you've see A Christmas Story, Miles kinda looks like a cross between the bad kid from that movie with Ron Howard.

[naiadknight]

If you've see A Christmas Story, Miles kinda looks like a cross between the bad kid from that movie with Ron Howard.

I love that mental image. THat's just awesome.
Dallas Guy looks like a cross between Tupac and Jet from Cowboy Bebop.

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I love that mental image. THat's just awesome.
Dallas Guy looks like a cross between Tupac and Jet from Cowboy Bebop.

Ok, now I have a clue what you're talking about.

[canio6]

(Fucking pigs)

fucking pigs = more bacon. Rock on sir.

[canio6]

Yeah, for sure you would. They are quite ugly little buggers, esp. in the face.

I would imagine so. Though I bet other leprechauns thing they are sexy.

[Jenny]

I love it when people's looks don't match their personality. I had this rather intimidating coworker -- shaved head, muscles, tats, piercing and scarification, intense eyes, old track marks on his arms and neck. Then I found out he collected beanie babies and was super serious about it.

(disclaimer: I've been around the world a bit more since then and wouldn't go "eek, body mods'" now. But at the time he was far outside of my experience.)

[canio6]

So I saw a shirt online today which was funny as hell and confirms that hell is probably where I am going. It had the stereotypical picture of Jesus on it and said, "If you don't sin Jesus died for nothing." I think I might just have to buy that.