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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Of the people in her household, she's the one least likely to come to pain. She hasn't done anything to get herself hurt (other than previous pain), so she's clear for the moment.
    That reminds me, did The Brother come over so you could knock some sense into him this weekend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    That reminds me, did The Brother come over so you could knock some sense into him this weekend?
    Yep. After a good kick in the shins, he started hearing me. (The kick was unrelated, but it served it's purpose.) I not so subtly reminded him that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, and even more flies with cowshit. After that, I reminded him that, if he does stupid shit again, he won't sleep for another 3 days, and not because of where he'll be. After getting the whole story from him and giving him those two pieces of advice, I told him that he could beat his family's track record, if he cared to try, and that if he needed an ear (not money or a lawyer), I'm here for him. He seemed to be a lot more relaxed after I dropped him off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Yep. After a good kick in the shins, he started hearing me. (The kick was unrelated, but it served it's purpose.)
    He probably deserved it for something else...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    He probably deserved it for something else...
    He made the mistake of mentioning the phrase "leaning post."
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    He made the mistake of mentioning the phrase "leaning post."
    Uh huh. There's a reason he still cringes when I wear boots.
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    I think I am glad I am blissfully ignorant of this situation and that I avoid women in boots.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    I think I am glad I am blissfully ignorant of this situation and that I avoid women in boots.
    What, you're saying you don't want to hang around us if we're wearing boots? Coward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    What, you're saying you don't want to hang around us if we're wearing boots? Coward.
    Oh, exceptions can be made and shin guards can be purchased.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    Quote Originally Posted by canio6 View Post
    Oh, exceptions can be made and shin guards can be purchased.
    Shin guards don't help with some of my kicks, so I'm told. A teammate of mine took a cleated kick to the shinguard via me back when I played soccer. A few days later, her entire shin was a rainbow of bruises.
    BTW, I now have the Brother cringing if I'm wearing heels for the same reason he cringes when you wear boots.
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