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    Congrats!!! You have passed the ultimate test of primalness. Baby Jebus is now with you.
    JEBUS! SAVE ME, JEBUs!!!!!!!
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    JEBUS! SAVE ME, JEBUs!!!!!!!
    Q: Have you found Jesus?
    A: If he keeps getting lost like this, somebody needs to buy that boy a compass!
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by twibble View Post
    q: Have you found jesus?
    A: If he keeps getting lost like this, somebody needs to buy that boy a compass!
    lol.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    Q: Have you found Jesus?
    A: If he keeps getting lost like this, somebody needs to buy that boy a compass!
    Too funny. Maybe he gets lost as his compass is made out of bacon and eats it?
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    Q: Have you found Jesus?
    A1: I didn't know he was hiding.
    A2: I didn't know he was lost.
    A3: Are you sre he wants to be found?
    A4: He'd better still be cleaning the pool.
    A5: Of course I have, he's bound and gagged in my trunk.
    A6: Oh look! There he is, behind the sofa!
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
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    My Primal Battle Tome

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Q: Have you found Jesus?
    A4: He'd better still be cleaning the pool.!

    I see what you did thar.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    So how many threads do we need that say some form of...

    Ladies - when it is your ToTM do you crave...carbs, chocolate, freshly butchered umpaloompa, etc, etc, ad nauseum?

    I mean really. I have never been a woman but know that once that time hits there is going to be crazy shit going on. Do women really not know this? how the fuck does that happen?
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    C'mon canio, we are women. We enjoy restating the obvious endlessly. It's just an excuse to swap sympathy periodically, methinks.

    When it's my ToTM, I crave death.

    Actually no, apparently I'm the only woman on earth who doesn't have PMS and doesn't mind her period. My pheromones used to fix my roommate's horrible period, as a matter of fact.
    "Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    C'mon canio, we are women. We enjoy restating the obvious endlessly. It's just an excuse to swap sympathy periodically, methinks.
    I have typed my response to this several times but can't come up with one that doesn't make me sound like a douche. As such I am going to smile and nod. Sympathy is good.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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    on a seperate note I seem to be using the term f*ck a lot today. That is probably not a good thing.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

    What the F&#* is a decorum? - Mr. Anthony

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