My 2 favorite Twain quotes:
"There are 3 kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." (I know he attributes it to someone else, but scholars believe it may have actually been his own.)
"42.57% of all statistics are made up on the spot."
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
The eldest and the youngest are usually the ones that can actually think for themselves. The middle one(s) is/are usually lost cases.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
Georgette
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That might be true Naiad, but my siblings and I are all so different it's hard to tell
"Corn syrup is everywhere; check your pockets."
"Stop this brownie talk, you devils!" - Sabine
There's 2.25 years between me and my middle sibling and 7.5 years between me and my youngest sister. I love my youngest sister to bits. The middle is still holdin a grudge against me for several things and refused to speak to me before she went to jail.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
"Corn syrup is everywhere; check your pockets."
"Stop this brownie talk, you devils!" - Sabine
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome