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    "Meat Water"?!

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    ... Wow. http://thestir.cafemom.com/food_part...ed_with_a_tall

    I had to put this post in Odds and Ends because no way is this Nutrition.
    "Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."

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    Vegan "meat" flavored water? Just doesn't sound right! When I want meat water, I just drink the juice left on the plate after finishing my steak.

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    Don't we drink meat water all the time in the form of broth, soup, or even au jus? How is this any different?

    Oh, but rarely does our cloudy meat water come in such vibrant psychedelic colors (pink, green, yellow) and such tantalizing flavors.
    Wow... they don't even try to make up any bullshit about it being healthier or eco friendly or anything. HEY KIDS LOOK AT THE PRETTY COLOURS.
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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    That is seriously disgusting. Like... omg. Ew.

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    Someone in the comments section said they had done some googling and determined that the whole thing was a hoax. OK. But why would anybody bother to create such a hoax? Some people seriously have too much time on their hands.

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    Did you guys read the whole article? This is from the bottom:

    "Although to be honest: The only thing "heightened" at this point is my gag reflex.

    Which is exactly the point behind the entire concept. Pretty brilliant, eh?"

    So really, (if you follow the link) the whole thing is a commentary on processed foods and people's warped sense of health.
    Last edited by jqbancroft; 02-09-2011 at 06:25 PM.

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    Ok, so the whole thing was a joke to get people thinking about how we eat too much processed frankenfoods. Yeah, that is pretty brilliant.

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    Aww, it's a hoax? Sorry guys, that's less fun. (maybe I should be relieved?!)
    "Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."

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    Heh, that's cute. I figured it was satire before reading the comments here, there's no way they'd let the label look THAT much like the vitaminwater labels. (err, no, maybe it's the other brand it looks like... what's the name of that one??)
    Last edited by mayness; 02-10-2011 at 09:38 AM.
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    ah, so that's why it's labeled VOID.

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