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    The Primal Blueprint Prayer

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    Our Father, who art Mark Sisson, hallowed be thy Primal Blueprint
    The time has come. Thy plan be done, on all earth and kill CW.
    Give us this day our daily bacon
    and forgive us our 20% as we decry CW to others
    Subject us not to grains or legumes
    And thy Blueprint deliver us
    Forever and ever
    Amen

    (written by me. Just now.)
    --Trish (Bork)
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    lol

    so, we sing a song before meals in our house, and the original was this: Thank you Sweet Earth, Sun, Wind, and Rain, For the Fruits and the Roots and Golden Grain!

    then, the kid pointed out that we don't eat grain. we needed a new song: Sunshine on the Apple Tree, thank you for the food we eat. Ok, that works. we still eat apples. LOL

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    I'm sure this will help people get away from the idea that we are a cult.... 0.0


    ^.^ :-P

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    there's an idea out there that we are a cult? funny. . .LOL

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    You mean we aren't?

    *looks at the altar to bacon*

    Umm, I mean. Right! We're not a cult!

    *edges out of the thread*
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Give us this day, our daily bacon ROCKS!!! Hey, what's this, I'm eating BACON for dinner!!!!! Pork fat rules!
    Georgette

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    LOL, glad I could give your spirits a little lift today
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    The Mormon is pleased *grin*
    --Trish (Bork)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly View Post
    ROFLMAO My ex-catholic self is delighted!
    Ha ha, ditto! My parents would die a thousand deaths, but I thought it was hillarious!

    And zoebird, your son is so adorable.
    The more I see the less I know for sure.
    -John Lennon

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