Feeling Sexy page 82

[Saoirse]

GOTD: a family moved into the house behind mine, so now i can't walk the house naked at night anymore!

[drssgchic]

*eyes Saoirse up and down* Why not?

[Pebbles67]

AWWW too bad. You never know, maybe they are nudists.

[Saoirse]

that'd be awesome. apparently he's a state trooper, and physically active.

why not? our kids are the same age, and i don't want to ruin my kids' possible relationships with my wacky ways.

[Pebbles67]

HMMM sexy. I bet he has handcuffs too.

[drssgchic]

Oh- you said he has kids. Well I'm going to pretend that he's single and childless. *wanders off to her happy place*

[Saoirse]

lol. handcuffs? hmm... (i'm a married spud, i'm a married spud)

drssgchic, i actually sort of prefer guys with kids. i have it in my head that they're more forgiving about body flaws. stupid that that would make its way into a fantasy, but there it is. let's pretend he's a single dad. (oops, there's one of those just a few blocks away.) back to reality, i should become friends wit his wife so i need to keep my thoughts clean.

[drssgchic]

You might have a point there. However, as I have no intention of having children of my own, I also have no desire to potentially raise someone else's. And flaws are what make us interesting

You can't have an innocent conversation while harboring dirty thoughts? F. Scott Fitzgerald: "The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in the mind and still be able to function." So you'd just be honing your intelligence by doing so

[Saoirse]

hehe, hubby thinks that's very devious and disingenuous. unfortunately, i do it well. (shhh...)

[drssgchic]

Wait- so he thinks your thoughts should always line up with your conversation? OMG, I'd never be able to open my mouth. Between telling some people what I think of them and others what I'd like to do with/to them . . . baaaad idea!