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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsToon View Post
    There once was a man from Madras
    Who's balls were made out of Brass
    When they banged together,
    They played "Stormy Weather"
    And lightning shot out of his Ass.
    Is that a HASHing song?

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Had a fun time kayaking last night, come to think of it.
    Please tell me the pun was intentional

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleobird View Post
    Please tell me the pun was intentional
    Which one? Looking at it now, I completely missed the blatant one that slid in there.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saoirse View Post
    Is that a HASHing song?
    I don't know what HASHing is. That was my Grandpa's favorite limerick so it's been around for a while!

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    http://www.onin.com/hhh/hhhexpl.html

    Silly, suggestive songs are usually part of the deal. Personally, i've never been, but there is a hash group here in town that i've been tempted to join.

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    FYI for the ladies,

    Dr. Betty Dobson discusses how to enhance women's orgasms:
    http://dodsonandross.com/topic/how-enhance-your-orgasms

    FYI for the men,
    To circumcise or not to circumcise, THAT is the question:
    http://www.infocirc.org/mf0899.htm
    http://dodsonandross.com/sexfeature/...et-circumcised

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    Last edited by Grizz; 02-17-2011 at 03:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Which one? Looking at it now, I completely missed the blatant one that slid in there.
    That's what she said
    My whole life, I've felt like an animal......but I've ignored my instincts. I ignored what I really am. That will never happen again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adventure8410 View Post
    That's what she said
    Said the actress to the bishop.
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Which one? Looking at it now, I completely missed the blatant one that slid in there.
    I was going to point this out at the time but then I thought that if I highlighted two double entendres in a row, I was going to look like some kind of a one track mind perv. But now I know I am just a normal primal beast. Thanks adventure8410!

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    Hon, I can nevertell if my gutter mind is just me or if anyone else sees it. Glad to know I ain't alone...






    (said the actress to the bishop)
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Primal Battle Tome

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