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    yes, i know the technique. DH loves the various ministrations that i know. i read a great book many years ago called The Multi-Orgasmic Man. *what a text* really, very insightful. i was diligent and learned a lot of techniques. he did not mind my "practicing" on him. of course, he did not read the book itself, or the companion book The Multi-Orgasmic Couple. so, when you're doing it on your own, one bcomes less inclined to continue. kwim?

    but, we're looking to head back to those heady, pre-2002 days. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizz View Post
    Re: SIZE of the man's Rudder.

    This is a TRUE story, ladies.

    I was taking a shower at the YMCA when this man walked in to take his shower. He was a normal build man, about 6 ft tall and a little on the thin side. BUT, he had the BIGGEST rudder I have EVER SEEN. I was SHOCKED ! ! ! It honestly hung all the way down to his knees. It looked like a big, long snake hanging down from his pubic hair. I suspect he would pass out from a lack of blood if he ever got an erection!

    How would you like to have a man like THAT?

    Grizz
    So you were that creepy guy checking me out during my last PWO shower.

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    Sheesh, I try to add some culture to this thread in the form of a lovely poem and all you guys want to talk about is sex and body parts.
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    Point taken. Poetry is the music of the soul, breath of the heart.

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    there once was a man who with a shudder
    who was blessed with a giant rudder
    a-kayaking he went
    leaving the girls so spent
    in his wake they could only stutter

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    There once was barmaid from Yale,
    Upon whose chest were prices of ale,
    And on her behind
    For the sake of the blind
    were the same prices in Braille.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Oh, my Dad used to love limericks. Here's my favorite:

    There once was a young man from Kent
    Whose manhood, they say, had a dent.
    To save himself trouble,
    He bent it in double,
    So instead of coming; He went.

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    Unfortunately, I am not poetic. So I have nothing to add to any aspiring poetic jams going on.

    However, the kayaking this morning was very very nice.
    Georgette

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    There once was a man from Madras
    Who's balls were made out of Brass
    When they banged together,
    They played "Stormy Weather"
    And lightning shot out of his Ass.

    Quote Originally Posted by geostump View Post
    Unfortunately, I am not poetic. So I have nothing to add to any aspiring poetic jams going on.

    However, the kayaking this morning was very very nice.
    THAT IS AWESOME AWESOME NEWS!!! YOU GO GIRL!!

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    Had a fun time kayaking last night, come to think of it. I hadn't had a chance to get my BC pills yet, so we were strictly adhere to the "no penetration" rules. I suggested that we go at it orally and manually and he went with it. He discovered something I already knew (that I respond more to vaginal than I do to clitoral, and that massaging the G-spot sends me into orbit) and I made the connection as to why I have trouble giving oral (I can't open my mouth wide enough and my cheeks aren't quite muscular enough.) We figured out why I get nothing but a soggy crotch from oral (the aforementioned discovery) and why it takes me so long to get him off by mouth (he's trained himself to be a marathon man, not good when combined with my jaw.) We also had one of the frankest and, quite frankly, most technical, discussions about sex we've ever had. All this AFTER I thought I'd been abandoned for a bricked router.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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