Heh, I like where this thread went. Hilarious! I love kayaking. I like to go with someone else sometimes, but it's also great to go kayaking solo. I've been in some small kayaking groups but that's not usual. I love stroking powerfully through the event, but breaks and rests to enjoy the scenery are key too, and I certainly don't mind getting wet. My new craft is pretty big, but I think I can handle it fairly well. I like to go kayaking any time I can - even in cold weather!
Bonus lame ollllld joke: Why is Macro-Brew beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's f*cking close to water.