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The good news: We no longer have to worry about feeding the roomies when we cook dinner, or what they might try to feed us.

The bad news: It's because they're going mostly vegan. *twitch*

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Oh, and I want cast iron NOW.

*goes to turn the oven on its cleaning cycle, even though it's still hot outside*

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FAIL. I tried to make pork broth, since the kind of bones I have.

Just the smell is nauseating.

Perhaps there's a reason it's not normally listed in cookbooks.

[geostump]

Hey, an epic kitchen fail. Oh well. Live and learn.

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Go figure. If I mostly behave, I start losing weight.

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Friends asked about going to Freebird's for lunch.

Sure, but I need to register my rewards card since I have enough built up to get a free burrito bowl, maybe even 2.

Registered, only enough for 1. OK, that's cool. While I'm here, might as well look at their allergen list.

This is a place that told me that the only things I couldn't eat were the tortillas.

Y'know what I CAN eat according to their list?

Cheese, white chicken, lime juice, sour cream, & chips.

The yummy steak isn't gluten-free, the queso isn't gluten free, the freakin' SALSA isn't gluten-free.

I love people who are so cavalier about other people's health that they give flippant answers. We thought I was just having issues with the tomatoes (I sometimes get heartburn from them) when we ate there, but apparently that's not the problem.

I think I'm going to be talking to a manager when we get there...especially if I get told I can eat everything but the tortillas when I get to the line.

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I'm looking at part time jobs right now.

Should I, or should I not, consider corrupting small children?

[naiadknight]

Have you considered selling the souls of others?

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Well, the position I was looking at was for a child care program at a church, does that count?

[naiadknight]

Depends on the church. In several sects, they steal the soul for "safekeeping" at birth.