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  1. #821
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    The good news: We no longer have to worry about feeding the roomies when we cook dinner, or what they might try to feed us.

    The bad news: It's because they're going mostly vegan. *twitch*
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Oh, and I want cast iron NOW.

    *goes to turn the oven on its cleaning cycle, even though it's still hot outside*
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    FAIL. I tried to make pork broth, since the kind of bones I have.

    Just the smell is nauseating.

    Perhaps there's a reason it's not normally listed in cookbooks.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Hey, an epic kitchen fail. Oh well. Live and learn.
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    Go figure. If I mostly behave, I start losing weight.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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  6. #826
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    Friends asked about going to Freebird's for lunch.

    Sure, but I need to register my rewards card since I have enough built up to get a free burrito bowl, maybe even 2.

    Registered, only enough for 1. OK, that's cool. While I'm here, might as well look at their allergen list.

    This is a place that told me that the only things I couldn't eat were the tortillas.

    Y'know what I CAN eat according to their list?

    Cheese, white chicken, lime juice, sour cream, & chips.

    The yummy steak isn't gluten-free, the queso isn't gluten free, the freakin' SALSA isn't gluten-free.

    I love people who are so cavalier about other people's health that they give flippant answers. We thought I was just having issues with the tomatoes (I sometimes get heartburn from them) when we ate there, but apparently that's not the problem.

    I think I'm going to be talking to a manager when we get there...especially if I get told I can eat everything but the tortillas when I get to the line.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

    Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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    I'm looking at part time jobs right now.

    Should I, or should I not, consider corrupting small children?
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Have you considered selling the souls of others?
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    Well, the position I was looking at was for a child care program at a church, does that count?
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Depends on the church. In several sects, they steal the soul for "safekeeping" at birth.
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
    My Latest Journal

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