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    11) My bra just tried to rub my side raw. I had someone bring me a different one from home.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    12) My teeth don't hurt

    In other news, I love having someone else at home who cooks. We have some friends staying with us for a few months. She made fauxtatoes - the kids even asked for more! The texture seems kind of weird to me, but I think a few more seconds with the immersion blender will fix that...

    I think that was the first time I have EVER had cauliflower cooked.
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    I'm jumping back in slowly...but I'm no longer drinking 4 Dr. Peppers a day.

    Baby steps, right?
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    I've had one Dr. Pepper in the last 4 days.

    One of the friends living in our shed (not as bad as it sounds) bought groceries. No starch or flour ('cept the wheat bread for everybody else). Meat & veggies. Yum.
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    I made meatloaf yesterday. I pureed half a jar of roasted red peppers, mixed them with about 2 pounds of ground beef, 2 eggs, Italian seasoning, and a ton of garlic powder. Once it was almost done, topped it with pureed diced tomatoes (with garlic and a tiny amount of salt), then grated cheddar.

    Also had broccoli and a cheese sauce, and mashed potatoes with half a pound of butter in them.
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    I WANT POTATOES.

    That sounds delicious! How is it going on the Dr. Pepper front?

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    I've only had 2 or so in the past week, but I've also had a few Mexican Fantas. I'm slowly getting there!
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    I've only had one in the past week. Slowly working on it.

    Slowly losing a bit of weight...but the Wii Fit still says I'm 16 pounds more than I was last time I was on it. Urgh.
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    I impressed the 5-year-old on Thursday. She thought I was going to catch the house on fire.

    Apparently I should not heat coconut oil in a skillet, and then put a frozen tilapia in it. It spits oil. Onto the gas burner. And then the pan catches on fire.
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    It's a pain in the butt trying to go back on primal when no one else is doing it. I need to quit whining and just do it.
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    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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