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Reply With QuoteCollectionS. Yes. You're as nonviolent as I am.Originally Posted by Twibble
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Weaponry? Me? Violent?
Oh. Right. You've seen the collection(s).
Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly
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CollectionS. Yes. You're as nonviolent as I am.
"No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
My Primal Battle Tome
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FYI, pizzaloaf is tasty with pepperoni chopped up into it.
Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly
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I like the imagery, naiadknight, though you've got me wondering about Twibble's 'collectionS'. Are you a collector of weapons, Twibble? I had an ex-roommate who used to collect swords, very cool, though he seldom let me in his room to look. (We were strictly platonic roommates; I was dating one of his friends.)
Motherhood: When changing from pj pants to yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'.
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Between BS (fiance) and I, there is a large number of knives in a curio cabinet, a gun and a sword by each side of the bed, plus a number of other weapons hiding in various places throughout our apartment.
Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly
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I made it through a Mummers weekend without eating any popcorn. THAT is a minor miracle.
Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly
Senior Member
I think that's a full-fledged miracle. I'm not tempted by any other grains, but the smell of popcorn really gets me.
Motherhood: When changing from pj pants to yoga pants qualifies as 'getting dressed'.
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Leftover pizzaloaf for lunch. Lots of cheese. One more serving left in the freezer.
And my little freezer is in at Walmart!
Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly
Senior Member
Little freezer? 1/2 a cow in your future?
"Corn syrup is everywhere; check your pockets."
"Stop this brownie talk, you devils!" - Sabine
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Not unless it'll fit in 1.3 cubic feet...
Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.
If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.
Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly
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