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    Honey, I do not inflict that kind of torture on anyone. If you want to come, you're welcome to, but I'll completely understand if you'd rather not.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    Honey, I do not inflict that kind of torture on anyone.
    The Inquisition is disappoint and must sadly reject your application.
    somehow I manage to leave my intelligence and decorum at the door wherever I go. I doubt your journal will be an exception to that - not on the rug

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    I haven't been focused on what I've been eating and have been slipping into bad habits...like tilapia and chicken breast without enough added fat, not enough fat in general, too much sugar.

    I need to convince myself to behave.

    In other news, I now have bigger arm muscles than I have in a while.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    I haven't been focused on what I've been eating and have been slipping into bad habits...like tilapia and chicken breast without enough added fat, not enough fat in general, too much sugar.

    I need to convince myself to behave.

    In other news, I now have bigger arm muscles than I have in a while.
    I need to drop the dairy and sugar (again.) Pact?
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    I need to drop the dairy and sugar (again.) Pact?
    That depends...what will you do to me if I break it? And am I still allowed to eat a square or two of chocolate a day?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    That depends...what will you do to me if I break it? And am I still allowed to eat a square or two of chocolate a day?
    Chocolate is fine, 'cause I ain't givin it up either. As to what I'll do... hmmm. Make you eat at McDonald's?
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    Quote Originally Posted by naiadknight View Post
    Chocolate is fine, 'cause I ain't givin it up either. As to what I'll do... hmmm. Make you eat at McDonald's?
    That's...

    Wow. So if I screw up, I have to get a McFlurry? I think that's the only GF thing they have there...
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Oh, and FYI - Albertson's in Midland is getting rid of their Dagoba & Green & Black. Clearance for about 40% off. I cleaned out the one at Midkiff already.
    Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

    If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    That's...

    Wow. So if I screw up, I have to get a McFlurry? I think that's the only GF thing they have there...
    Who said anything about GF?
    Back in reality, we can come up with a deal on that tonight. I wouldn't subject ANYONE to McD's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twibble View Post
    Oh, and FYI - Albertson's in Midland is getting rid of their Dagoba & Green & Black. Clearance for about 40% off. I cleaned out the one at Midkiff already.
    Hmmm....
    *Mental note to check the Odessa ones*
    "No fate but what we make"- Sarah Connor, Terminator 2
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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